tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

I’m just sexual, and get erased…. Can I clap my hands?

61,547 notes

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

767,519 notes

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox)

482,337 notes

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

image

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i-dream-of-lemuria:

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

I think the equivalent is seeing your underwear when your pants are half way down your ass.

(Source: herbivorehealth)

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queerfabulousmermaid:

cadet-skittlezx:

I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

oh shit

queerfabulousmermaid:

cadet-skittlezx:

I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

oh shit

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this is really fucking me up right now

wayawkward-son:

dean-do-you-believe-in-santa:

needsmoreyellow:

it doesn’t truly hit me how incredible “I need you” is until I realize that I myself have never said it to another person

image

holy shit, you’re right!

that makes dean fucking winchester more socially and emotionally adjusted than me? whoa. that’s some seriously dark shit right there.

36,454 notes

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice)

583,339 notes

halloween-melody:

Happy Halloween!
I’m doing my first ever Tumblr giveaway this month. I’m an elementary school teacher and lover of all things Halloween. Every year I decorate classroom and make quite a few baskets and bags for my students and the trick-or-treaters who visit my home. Since I buy new things every year, I also have a lot of things left over.
This morning, I was sorting through everything and I realized I could probably make a dozen (12) grab bags and ship them out to my followers, so that’s what I’m doing!
Halloween Bags will include:☠ Toys, Stickers…☠ Pencils, Books…☠ Balloons, Buttons…☠ Decals, Puzzles…☠ Games, Mugs…☠ Cauldrons, Bookmarks…☠ Lights, Tombstones…☠ Decorations, Crafts…☠ Cosmetics, Magnets…☠ Paint, Paper Cut-outs…☠ And More!Everything will have a Halloween theme! The only thing ((not)) included are edible things! Giveaway Rules☠ Reblog this post (no limit)☠ Follow this blog (click here)☠ No giveaway blogs
This is going to be a really quick giveaway that starts today October 1st and ends on October 20th. So, it’s about two weeks. This should give me enough time to get these to you before the 31st!
Good luck and please make sure you have your inbox open!

halloween-melody:

Happy Halloween!

I’m doing my first ever Tumblr giveaway this month. I’m an elementary school teacher and lover of all things Halloween. Every year I decorate classroom and make quite a few baskets and bags for my students and the trick-or-treaters who visit my home. Since I buy new things every year, I also have a lot of things left over.

This morning, I was sorting through everything and I realized I could probably make a dozen (12) grab bags and ship them out to my followers, so that’s what I’m doing!

Halloween Bags will include:
☠ Toys, Stickers…
☠ Pencils, Books…
☠ Balloons, Buttons…
☠ Decals, Puzzles…
☠ Games, Mugs…
☠ Cauldrons, Bookmarks…
☠ Lights, Tombstones…
☠ Decorations, Crafts…
☠ Cosmetics, Magnets…
☠ Paint, Paper Cut-outs…
☠ And More!

Everything will have a Halloween theme! The only thing ((not)) included are edible things!

Giveaway Rules
☠ Reblog this post (no limit)
☠ Follow this blog (click here)
☠ No giveaway blogs

This is going to be a really quick giveaway that starts today October 1st and ends on October 20th. So, it’s about two weeks. This should give me enough time to get these to you before the 31st!

Good luck and please make sure you have your inbox open!

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vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

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